Reasons why that guy probably doesn't like you.(for ladies)

I got this off my home boys Romie Rome's page on Facebook and thought I might Share this.

Mr. Romeyrome and I have been compiling a list of reasons why that guy you probably like doesn't like you or doesn't call you back or whatever. Don't get mad, I promise you 99% of all men think this way. You don't need to change if you don't want but you can't get mad at anyone but yourself. Feel free to add if you are a guy.

1. Your ugly- Contrary to your beliefs guys do not like ugly girls. I don't care how nice you are. If he's not physically attracted to you then there won't be a "next level" to get to know you better.

2. Club heads- just cuz he met you in a club doesn't mean he likes club heads. An occasional night out at a max of once or twice per month is acceptable. Anything more than that shows your desperate for whatever it is (attention, sex, sicin, other women envying you, etc etc.)

3. Can't Cook- look if you can't cook, a guy most likely won't do anything but use you to beat. str8 up. Why would you marry someone who can't take care of you? dumb.

4. Weaves- Don't take it the wrong way, I didn't say girls with nappy hair or anything, why can't you just make use of the hair you have, everyone has different types of hair all we're saying is get your hair done it doesn't have to be fake.

5. Smokers- This goes for all types of smoking, including weed.

6. Girls on club websites- if you are on different club websites and have more than 5 pictures. Look at #2.

7. Girls that beat random guys- This includes ballers, fallers, smokers, dummies, guys they meet randomly at the club, etc etc. No guy wants a girl that has a reputation.

8. Beyonce- If you like Beyonce, just go ahead and cut yourself out of a guy's life. He won't call you, unless he's gay. Guys like women who are powerful but don't have to sing it in a damn song and talk about what they "should" have. :/

9. Fake models- this is every girl who does not have pictures in a real magazine or is not in a reputable fashion show ie. victorias secret fashion show. Having it on facebook or myspace doesn't count. No one is bringing you down, just don't sice it.

10. Hoodrats- Speaks for itself.

11. Relationship sicers- If you are in a relationship you don't have to continuously talk about who your in "love" with. Just because you let him beat in the first two weeks and you have a "crush" on him doesn't mean your in "love". Also changing your status saying about how you "miss him" or "love him" or whatever regarding him doesn't mean anything either. To be honest, no one gives a fuck. Have you ever noticed the ones that talk about relationships in facebook are the ones that end up breaking up quickly? It's okay to put who your in relationship with just don't keep sicin.

12. Pressers- Girls who are pressed are a big turn off. Stop calling for every damn thing. I don't need to check in with you every two seconds.

13. Girls that think the boys are not more important than her- A guy's boys have been there before you so don't get mad when he wants to chill with them. The only exception is if your married to the guy.

14. Sports- If you don't like sports, just x yourself out. Even gay guys like sports. A guy should like at least one sport. If you don't like sports at least show interest in the sport he likes. Which means don't expect for him to go out with you while his favorite team is playing. clowns.

15. Ballin- If you think you are ballin you don't have to talk about how much money you have. We are proud of you. Just keep it to yourself, cuz it can be gone tomorrow. No one cares to be honest.

16. No education- Who wants a dumb girl. Only if your extremly baddddd (good looking) is the only time you can have no education. And even then your a trophy wife and just being used to beat. str8 up.

17. Putting other girls on blast- No need to put other girls on blast. Ladies will act as such and refrain from squabbling with other women.

18. Arguing- After a day of working or whatever, the last thing a guy wants is to argue with you. He will most likely agree with you to get you off his back. Just chill and compromise.

19. Think you are fat- We don't like to reassure you every two seconds how you are beautiful. If we say you are beautiful we mean it. So just trust us. This doesn't mean go and eat everything in site. But don't be a salad eater.

20. Complainers- You do not need to complain about every damn thing. Just be easy. Go with the flow sometimes. shit.

21. Yelling- Why do you need to raise your voice. Cuz one day your gonna raise your voice to the wrong person and they are gonna knock your lights out.

22. Complain about guys/ hypocrisy- Look at the end of the day you have the choice about the type of guy you mess with. So if you know a guy acts a certain way then stop making excuses for him and move on. If you want a guy with money then don't mess with a broke guy, if you want a guy with a car then don't mess with a guy that has no car, if you want a guy with a job then get a guy with a job. Life is simple ladies and you have the choice, ball is always in your court first.

23. Guys that are pressers- If a guy calls you every second or is just pressing in general, you should not be with that guy. He will most likely be jealous in the long run which will ultimately lead you to cheat. This also shows his desperation.

24. Think that a guy is pressed over you- Most guys really don't care about being pressed to be honest. He sees it as many more fish in the sea, so stop sicin yourself as if your the shit. You can always be replaced. Most guys can beat their meat in rough times so both ways we are def gonna get off.

25. Hating- Stop talking about hating because no one cares. If you talk about about "hi haters" or y r u hating? bla bla bla..ur most likely the hater here.

26. Gold diggers- Ladies should always expect a man to take care of them, but this doesn't mean you can't take care of yourself. This means having your own job regardless of how small it is. Do something productive. A guy will not want to help you if you don't want to help yourself. It's okay to want nice stuff but don't think for a second you are entitled to it.

27. "I love you"- If a guy says I love you he is most likely telling the truth because real men won't say it unless they really mean it so stop asking them every two seconds.

28. Groupies- If you hang with ball players or have pics with ball players you most likely beat them so stop lying. Unless you are a straight up virgin and actually have something signed by your parents, the governor of your state (or commonwealth), and congress a guy won't believe you; especially if he sees you in pics. There are very successful men out there without being a sports player you know.

29. Lying about sex- Don't act like your not a freak, all girls beat, its just about what it takes to get it out of you. So its okay, but don't be blatent about it, lady in the streets and freak in the sheets is what men prefer, not freak outside and at all times with everyone. :/

30. Weed head- look at #5.

31. No goals- When a guy asks you what are your plans down the road. You better have a better answer than being a model, singer, or actor. Unless you were on barney or something as a kid star.

32. Take pics of yourselves everyday- Please, you are not cute. You were ugly yesterday and probably are ugly today too. The pictures didn't change your looks. Don't lie to yourself. Clowns.

33. Don't be fooled- Don't let appearances fool you. Just cuz you see someone with a nice fake jacob watch or gucci this and gucci that does not mean they are the ones for you. They most likely don't do anything in life. They can be broke tomorrow too. The guy for you is probably the guy who plays himself down, not up.

34. Wearing no clothes in the cold- You know its cold as shit and your wearing shorts or a small dress with no jacket. All it shows to a guy is that your desperate for attention when its -10 degrees outside with snow on the ground.

35. Makeup- You don't have to wear makeup for everything. Guys love natural beauty. Not fake beauty. Lookin like a damn jezebell. Nothing sexier than a woman who wears sweats too right out of the shower.

36. Can't drive- learn how to drive.

37. Blaming others- Stop blaming other people for your mistakes. Take responsibility for your actions.

38. Call only when you want something- You need to call during the week at least twice to say hi at a minimum. If your calling just because you want something or because you want to get in the club trust me your phone call will not be answered by a guy. Unless hes pressed and thinks he can't get another girl. Get outta here with that shit.

39. Alcoholics- Do you really need to drink for every single occasion? You don't have to "celebrate" and drink for every damn thing in life. Dont get so hammered that you don't know what's going on. And your yaking everywhere. Most respectable guys do not want a girl thats hammered, only tipsy.

40. Bi sexual- It's only cute for so long until you become full lesbian.

41. Dirtyness- includes everything on your body and your car.

42. Family- Contrary to popular belief a girl who talks about her family negatively is not good at all.

43. You met who?- Okay so unless your planning on giving us money from the "superstar" you met or your beating, we don't care. Trust me. Turn off.

44. Liars- Guys lie, but girls swear they are the ultimate liars. Just because he doesn't say anything does not mean he doesn't know about your history of what your doing that night. Just like a girl will have girls that tell her everything about a guy. The boys will always put a girl on blast on who she was dancing, talking, kissing, and sleeping with.

45. Call back- When we call, call back. Don't lie and say you never got our call. Phones are smart and we know the game. If you are on verizon we know that if your on the other line it beeps to tell us your on the other line. We know if we call to leave a message and text. Cuz if worst comes to worst your gonna get either the message, the text, or the missed call so stop thinking your smart. Clowns. Thats immediate grounds for cut off.

46. Think pussy is everything- Yeah we need you but we dont "need" you. Trust me at the end of the day there is always beating off. And other girls if need be. If you won't do it, someone else will. Trust me.

47. Been around the block- Who wants a girl who's been around the block?

48. Just like mom- Every guy wants a girl who is just like their mom, so ask about their mom and see how they act.

49. Diva- See #8.

50. VIP- girls who think they are VIP. If ur Vip in a club that doesn't make u VIP. Real VIP means everywhere u go (not club) ur Vip. Sporting events. Restraunts. Other cities, Etc. You can't be VIP if your Beating for VIP status. Ur just a SLUT.

51. Not worldly in appearance- Just because everyone knows you in this city and they say hi to you does not mean you are bad in other cities. There are girls in other cities that would put you to sleep in a comforter that has been urinated and shitted on. If you think you are bad, it is just because you have not seen the girls in other cities.

52. Girl power- If your girls sice you up when you know u look ugly thats a turn off. Especially on facebook. Facebook sicing is the worst. clowns.

53. Tattoos- They were cool to have at one point and to they still are, at moderation. One or even two tattoos is cool. Why do you need to look like a mural with a tattoo on every part of your body. Neck, feet, ankles, titties, back, hand, lower back. And no because you have angel wings on tattooed on your whole back does not make you any closer to GOD. If you were an employer would you hire someone like that unless you work at guitar center or the tattoo parlor? Doubt it.

54. Piercings- Once again cool at small areas of your body that are normal. Ears and bellybutton are cool. Why do you need a tongue and eyebrow ring. Only a few girls can do a nosering ie Mary J. Blige. Unless you are a hobot there is no need for a tongue ring. Guys only like that when you suck their meat. Period. A guy WILL NOT bun up a girl with tongue ring for the long haul. What do you say when you introduce the girl to the mom? "Hi mom here is the whore with the tongue ring I told you about." Clowns. Keep it classy ladies.

55. Butt out and bend at the hips pics- Who told you it was cute to take every single picture with your hips bent with the butt out. You know exactly what I'm talking about, with all your friends tryna act like you got a big butt or something. Not cute cuz your whole album is the same. Also see #32.

56. Backdrop pics- If your still taking pics with a backdrop like your at the hotshop or a gogo event, it is not something attractive at all. Backdrops of Moet, a diamond watch, or bottles popping in the background also count as dumb backgrounds. With the butt out. See #55.

57. Cursing- Must you curse for everything? Especially on facebook. Don't curse and talk about people like your gonna beat their ass or something, only to find out they aren't a facebook thug like you. Chances are they are gonna beat your ass when they see you next time. And you know its easy to find you because you're at the same club every damn week.

58. Correcting- When things are said and done guys do not care about what they are saying. They just want to say what they need to say as quickly and efficiently as possible. So you do not need to correct him for every damn thing trying to carry him, especially in front of others. What's going to happen when you carry the wrong guy and he knocks your teeth out?

59. Kids- Understandable, things happen. There are alot of great women out there that are great parents. It is okay to have kids but why are you out at the club when your kid is at home and barely sees you. Spend some time with them, cuz a guy is gonna look at you like she is more pressed about going out rather than taking care of her family. And to be honest ladies, alot of guys don't mind kids as much as you think, just stop trying to make them the new father.

60. Brand New- If you think your brand new, your probably wrong. You still are ugly, still wear the same clothes with different leggings and high heels, drive the same car, have the same friends, still a hobot, and still bitching about the stuff you want to change but are to scared to change it yourself. You also do not need to advertise your "brand newness" online.

61. "Imma do me"- The only thing you are doing is the basketball and football team. Still the same person. See #60.

62. Fakers- So you set up a time to chill with a guy. Shouldn't you be true to your word and chill with the person. Look if you don't like the guy just tell him and don't waste his time. That's precious time he could have used on another girl. We are not in grade school. Either you like them or not. How are you going to know if you never go out with them. Don't act like you don't see his phone call either. See #45.

63. Red Lipstick (courtesy of Javier)- Why are you wearing red lipstick like it's sexy. It makes you look like a young slut that's all. Stick to lip gloss.

64. Middle finger-See #10 and #56.

65. Sidekick- What is this Batman and Robin? Haven't you noticed the girls with the sidekicks are the hobots. What do you need a sidekick for? Is there something wrong with a blackberry or maybe even just a phone that dials out? Looking like your playing game gear all day.

66. Using the phone on a date- If it is not an emergency why are you staying on the phone while your out with someone? This includes texting. Don't think we don't know that you are texting some other dude. It's okay to conversate with the dude. Put the phone down. A LITTLE STORY: I remember Jerome and me were out a few years ago and this girl would not get off the phone, after we told her to get off she shrugged us off. We told her to get out of the car and walk home. She said you don't mean that. That is when I proceeded to open the door and told her to tell the guy she was talking to on the phone to pick her up. We're not assholes we just give the respect a girl earns nothing more, nothing less.

67. Talking/Texting to another guy while with another guy- Really? Really? Some guys might be nice and wait. But to be honest most guys will go ahead and talk to another girl while your being pressed talking to another guy. And on your way back you will be surprised to find that the guy has moved on to the new girl. The last thing a guy wants to see is you talking/texting another guy, we are territorial. It's like someone breaking into the bathroom while your taking a shit. It's your time that you have earned.

68. Calling past 8pm- Between the hours of 9am-8pm is the appropriate hours to call. Why would you try calling us past 8pm? Those are booty call hours. Look we are asleep at that time. If you are not planning on beating then please don't waste our free night and weekend minutes "just to talk and say hi." You can do that during business hours. Especially if you are coming back from the club, there is no reason to call us, unless you are calling to ask for directions to the house so you can beat.

69. Car window yelling- Not all guys yelling out their window are trying to holler at you. So stop being big headed thinking every guy is trying to holler at you. He's most likely asking for directions to the nearest strip club.

70. Ugly friends- Might be a little mean, but almost all girls want to come out with their ugly friends. The ugly friends are used as a tool to cock block potential guys that may like you. ie. A guy sees you and wants to say hi, but he notices you have ugly friends, now he is worried about whether to bite the bullet and walk to the herd hoping the ugly friends won't cock block or he will just stay where he is. When you have pretty friends, the guy will bring his friends and everyone will occupy everyone. But if your friends are ugly and you hit it off with the guy, now you have a herd of ugly people ready to say "I'm tired" and "let's go home" which in turn shows how much dedication you do not want to show to the guy you might like.




©Jonathan "Box" Wossene and Jerome "Romeyrome" Brown. Jr.

Ladies- We love you very much. But you don't have to be dumb. Be smart about your decisions. You can land almost any guy with these rules at least.


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******ALERT: Before you ladies get big with me, remember I don't have any care whatsoever and I will put you on blast to the heavens and Nebulon 9 if need be in front of everyone.****** -JW

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